Sixth Grade “Blotz” Poems

This is a Quabicus. Quabicuses live with the Quechua Tribe, with the queen, next to quasi-stellar objects that are questionable. Quabicuses eat frozen quarterdecks, a quantity of quarterbacks, some quarts that make them quaky, and quacking quails. Quabicuses like quilts, quills, quicksilver shops, and quadratic qualls. Quabicuses quack, quiver, and write quintuplets. The Quabicus taught me to quack. By Cory ~~~ This is a Floggerwart. Floggerwarts live in familiar fabric on French farmland. Floggerwarts eat fermented figs, frogs’ fingers, fake ferns, and flies’ feelers. Floggerwarts like flamingos, flags, fragrance, an d fleece. Floggerwarts feed foals, fantasize about fiction, and fly. This Floggerwart fabricated that he fought falcons in Finland. By William ~~~ This is an Ooblongkle. Ooblongkles live over in oceans in Oahu, on odds and ends. Ooblongkles eat orange octopuses, odorous ocelots, oily ointment, and officers offshore. Ooblongkles like oinking onions onshore and operating opera opuses. Ooblongkles are optimistic, ornery organists; they orbit ooze; they have opinions about opossums. This Ooblongkle ornamented our Orcas with orchids. By McLean ~~~ This is an Aget. Agets live in aquatic, air-conditioned air bubbles. Agets eat antlers, apples, academic counselors, and airplanes. Agets like accessible safes, ants, apparitional pull-up bars, and atomic waste. Agets are adventurous, academic, and aural. One time an Aget ate my ambitious alloy. By Juan Carlos ~~~ This is a Dilaphiditeorius. Dilaphiditeoriuses live in dangerous, diabolical, disarranged dinosaurs in Denver. Dilaphiditeoriuses eat ducks, distraught divers, dumb directors, and drowsy dogs. Dilaphiditeoriuses like damp doorknobs, dislocated dimples, dietary dogfish, and Danish doctors. Dilaphiditeoriuses draw drapes, dive into dumpsters, and divide by decimals. This Dilaphiditeorius taught me to deal cards to dialated detectives. By Kevin ~~~ This is a Cukudado. Cukudados live in Cleveland Central in the center of cafés, near cherry trees. Cukudados eat cinnamon cake, candy, chocolate, and citrus fruit. Cukudados like computers, chopsticks, cities, and Chihuahuas. Cukudados slide down chimneys, listen to clock chimes, and converse in Chinese. Cukudado taught me how to create chaos. By Sonia ~~ This is Jiginnotchi. Jiginnotchis live in a jungle of jaded jails on Jupiter. Jiginnotchis eat jitter jacks, juicy junipers, jagged jaguars, and Japanese jawbreakers. Jiginnotchis like jambalaya, jasmine, jazz, and jigsaw puzzles. Jiginnotchis jettison jewels, jump a jig, and juggle joking jitterbugs. Jiginnotchi taught me to jailbreak from Jamaica. By Phillip ~~ This is a Pickle-boo. Pickle-boos live in pirates’ pink pipe organs in Pittsburgh’s plain photoelectrons. Pickle-boos eat purple plankton, perspiring puffins, pink pickles, and pints of pizza. Pickle-boos like plane geometry, plaid pants, pinworms, and parasites. Pickle-boos pitch park balls, take pictures of picnics, and poke pelicans. This Pickle-boo persuaded me to be a patrolman By Lauren ~~ This is Bonkey. Bonkeys live in bamboo bushes in the Blueberry Bog. Bonkeys eat blue bananas, black bog berries, brown blueberry bagels, and broccoli. Bonkeys like mind boggling brain busters, blue sunsets, baseball, and brackish water. Bonkeys bob for bendable bananas, break bamboo, and bang bongos. Bonkey taught me to bow to Buddah. By Bess ~~ This is a Monstruvian. Monstruvians live in major mansions in Mainland Mandarnia. Monstruvians love to eat mounds of moldy misshaped sausages, mince meat, mandarin oranges, and meatballs at Maggianos. Monstruvians like munching, mastering games, movies, and money. Monstruvians commit mischievous acts of mayhem, are mean, and work as mechanics. This Monstruvian helped me make money. By Nick ~~ This is Lingolizard. Lingolizards live in Lelabon with leopards, on lofty lilipads. Lingolizards eat lion limbs, Lelabon lelaphants, limbo lies, and large larva. Lingolizards like large llamas, limbo, leopards, and the Little Dipper. Lingolizards learn long languages, keep long and late hours, and lecture lizards leaping. This Lingolizard taught me Lelabon, the language. By Charles ~~ This is Seeodamamacultarist. Seeodamamacultarists live in snow houses near Sumato. Seeodamamacultarists eat snakes, salmon heads, stones, and snow peas. Seeodamamacultarists like sumo wrestling, snow, soccer, and swinging. Seeodamamacultarists sing songs, scavenge in the streets, and sip soda. This Seeodamamacultarist taught me to sing songs. By Alex ~~ This is Ramchu. Ramchus live on Romanian ranches in Roman realms. Ramchus eat real rats, ripe raspberries, red raisins, and regular radishes. Ramchus like remembrances, relaxation, relay races, and Ranger Rick. Ramchus read ridiculous references, refuse rejections, and race retrievers. This Ramchu taught me how to raise reptiles. By Abraham ~~ This is an Ultimitee. Ultimitees live under Ursa Major, unbelievably near the up-to-date Utes, upstream. Ultimitees eat unorganized adults, unrestrained babies, unsuitable kids, and used tissues. Ultimitees like umbrae, underwater, underground, and using umbrellas. Ultimitees are unmannered, untidy, and ugly. This Ultimitee used unfair, unjust decisions to utterly humiliate us. By Lauren ~~ This is an Ikitikimiki. Ikitikimikis live on index fingers on Idonesian islands. Ikitikimikis eat iguanas, Italian ices, incense, and incredibly small inchworms. Ikitikimikis like idols, important incidentals, and Indians. Ikitikimikis are indefinite, ignorant, in need of improvement, and not important. This Ikitikimiki told me to ignore impolite ignoramuses. By Katie ~~ This is Huggyhoneygen. Huggyhoneygens live in homes on top of huge hovers that say “Home, hateful home.” Huggyhoneygens eat honey, haddock heads, huckleberries, and honey buns. Huggyhoneygens like hangers, hearts, hammers, and hats. Huggyhoneygens make hullabaloos, hit humans, and hiccup every hour. This Huggyhoneygen taught me how to hop hurdles. By Vinutha ~~ This is Edraculin. Edraculins live in erratic eggs, enclosed in an energetic, enormous estate. Edraculins eat eggshells, eggnog ice cream, and egregious eglantine with a side of Egyptian eider. Edraculins like to ride escalators; engage in enormous, emetic making parties; write ethical essays; and sleep in efflorescing elevators. Edraculins have an urge to envenom envelopes, enumerate endless endangered animals, and act like energized, eerie executioners. This Edraculin made me entirely ephemeral. By Joey ~~ This is a Kalinni. Kalinnis live in Korean kingdoms coated with kangaroo kaolin. Kalinnis eat crusty kabobs, Kellog kernels, killer whales, and kilos of ketchup. Kalinnis love kayaking, knights, knitting, and cooking with kettles. Kalinnis collect keys, kick Kalindis, and cleanse karmas. This Kalinni told me how to capture Kookie monster with kegs of kerosene. By Kalindi ~~ This is a Gooder. Gooders live in Garry Godfry’s Gatorade bottle. Gooders eat goats, geese, gophers, and ghosts. Gooders like to play golf, groom themselves, guess things that may happen, and guard gardens. Gooders are gurus, they have good eyesight, and they generate great grades. A Gooder ghosted my computer, but now it is great. By Zack ~~ This is a Nonstopeatius. Nonstopeatiuses live in nice, new neighborhoods in New York. Nonstopeatiuses eat noodles, nuggets, nachos, and nuts. Nonstopeatiuses like nickels, nylon, nursery rhymes, and naptime. Nonstopeatiuses are noticeable, notorrious for eating, and nominal at nagging. Nonstopeatius taught me how to navigate the night. By Jalan ~~

This is Jatar. Jatars live in Japan’s Janus in the Japanese Sea. Jatars eat jelly, jimson weed, jellyrolls, and joeys. Jatars like jets, jewelry, jokes, and jouncing. Jatars jump on Joshua trees, jiggle jitneys, and jolt into Jacuzzis. Jatar taught me how to jitterbug to jazz. By Anuj ~~~ This is Uragramie. Uragramies live in Uruguay under ugly umbrellas, near unemployed Ukrainians. Uragramies eat ugly UFO’s, unbelievable ushers, uncooked uncles, and unbearable underwear. Uragramies like the United States, Ulysses, unbreakable undershirts, and unique unicorns. Uragramies untwist urban cities, unpack unicycles, and utter to Utes. Uragramie unroofed my Uruguayan up-stairs house. By Olivia ~~~ This is Fally. Fallies frequently live freezing in foam fuses on freeways in the fourth dimension. Fallies eat frozen French fries, fickle figs, fried fish, and flavored fortune cookies. Fallies like fire, first-rate finery, field flowers, and flukes. Fallies have fun, fly freely, and follow folks. This Fally found my fossil and flew forward over first base. By Amber ~~~ This is Rangeranian. Rangeranians live on raging rafts in the rainwater of the rain forests. Rangeranians eat red reading books, really small rocks, ripe ribs, and ripped robes. Rangeranians like running, relaxing, remembering, and taking risks. Rangeranians are rascals and really small racers who wear ruby rings. Rangeranian taught me to record robin songs and review riddles. By Brittany ~~~ This is a Dreatzzey. Dreatzzeys live in duckweed, down the street from drama discount stores in Dayton. Dreatzzeys eat dragons, deformed ducks, dairy products, and dragonflies. Dreatzzeys like Dalmatians, Daniels, day school, and dads. Dreatzzeys dance, date, and differ. This Dreatzzey taught me how to detect danger. By Ashley ~~~ This is a Hobgoblin. Hobgoblins live in hollow honeycombs on top of historic huts. Hobgoblins eat honeyed hyacinths, humble humbugs, honeydew, and honeysuckle. Hobgoblins like hourglasses, hotels, hula dancing, and holidays. Hobgoblins holler, hum hullabaloo, and tell horoscopes. This Hobgoblin taught me how to hobble in the hospital. By Tayler ~~~ This is a Pigglesquat. Pigglesquats live on purple porches with pom poms, in Pompeii. Pigglesquats eat pretzels, pickles, pizza with pepperoni, and pieces of pig. Pigglesquats like pagers, pots, polly pockets, and predicates. Pigglesquats pinch people, put puzzles together, and play ping pong. This particular Pigglesquat showed me how to perfectly pet playful pelicans. By Whitney ~~~ This is a Llamalibrarian. Llamalibrarians live lavishly in little llama library land. Llamalibrarians eat lollipops, laptops, lions, and little lakes of lava. Llamalibrarians love to lick lollipops, laugh lengthily, leap ahead in literature, and lull llamas to sleep. Llamalibrarians lounge around, take lengthy rides in limos, and lie loudly. This Llamalibrarian loved my little, leafy, lemming-like lizard and licked my legs. By Lukas ~~~ This is an Aelius. Aeliuses live in Alaska in the Artic Ocean. Aeliuses eat ants, apples, angel cake, and anteaters. Aeliuses like aerobics, art, Arragatos, and amplifiers. Aeliuses get agitated over aliens, ache about acid, and become angry at anteaters. This Aelius said I was awful and annoying when it ate me. By Eri ~~~ This is an Ignash. Ignashes live in Icelandic igloos on icecaps. Ignashes eat ice cream, important lawyers, I.B.M. computers, and iguanas inside. Ignashes enjoy irregular verbs, Irish leprechauns, indigo indentures, and incomparable imps. Ignashes ingest food, invite Incas, and inherit immunities. This Ignash taught me how to incinerate an inconvenience. By R.J. ~~~ This is a Bracnonian. Bracnonians live in British battleships and broken barges. Bracnonians eat bats on bagels, banged up badgers, burly bartenders, and baseballs. Bracnonians like bacteria, backpacks, burnt ballots and bandannas. Bracnonians build bathtubs, break banks, blast bison, and barbecue barbells. This Bracnonian taught me how to batter battle-axes. By Evan ~~~ This is Geligo. Geligos live in gigantic glowing gaps in the gravel. Geligos eat glowing goblin feet, gorse flowers, green horn bees, and greeting cards with goose eggs. Geligos like gorilla babies, gospel music, great grades, and the Gulf of Mexico. Geligos are good looking, greedy, and green gremlins. This Geligo taught me how to generate goodhearted greetings. By Erick ~~~ This is a Casstur. Cassturs live in Castlebarry castles on top of cramped caves, in Canada. Cassturs eat colorful cranberries, cut crackers, clean clams, and cats, Cassturs like crayons, canned cuffs, calves, and crispy creatures. Cassturs contain cheesy chuckles, confuse characters, and color chunky chestnuts. This Casstur taught me how to color cream. By Nick ~~~ This is a Nanonay. Nanonays live in nice nests in nooks of the News Building in New Netherland. Nanonays eat noodles, nectarines, nuts, and nuggets. Nanonays like nursing homes, nightly news, nature, and needlepoint. Nanonays are nocturnal, always wear nighties, and love newspapers. This Nanonay taught me numerous numbers about Neptune. By Diane ~~~ This is a Qaurk. Qaurks live in Qing Dao in quarries full of quacking quadrupeds mining quartz. Qaurks eat quails, quarters, quantities of quahogs, and quetzals. Qaurks like quarreling with quarterbacks, quests, quietness, and taking quizzes. Qaurks visit Quebec, cut down quinces, and ask questions about quarter horses. This Qaurk taught me how to quiet a queasy queen. By Eric ~~~ This is Ooblob. Ooblobs live in oceans of obsidian on other planets. Ooblobs love to eat old octopuses, olive oil, onions, and obese orangutans. Ooblobs like orange oars, obstacles, odysseys, and oysters. Ooblobs observe orbs, outrun officers, and organize orchids. This Ooblob taught me how to overcome omens. By Brian ~~~ This is Swizzlestick. Swizzlesticks live in swampy sand in Switzerland. Swizzlesticks eat swamp stones, squishy slugs, squirmy snakes, and stale seams. Swizzlesticks like sticky staples, super students, superior slickers, and stars. Swizzlesticks stalk salmon, stand silently, and sing songs. This Swizzlestick taught me how to sample and send stamps. By Christina ~~~ This is Marmaloop. Marmaloops live in murky, muddy marshes in Madagascar. Marmaloops eat mangos, Munster cheese, marmalade, and milkshakes. Marmaloops like manikins, monkeys, marbles, and movie theaters. Marmaloops make messes, mumble meaningless facts, and miff mean mammals. This Marmaloop mentioned that he might marry me. By Jane ~~~ This is Eggmoose. Eggmooses live in elementary schools in electronic equipment in Egypt. Eggmooses eat elephants, enemies, eland, and their favorite – eggs. Eggmooses like earth, elections, enthusiasm, and energy. Eggmooses enter edifices, elect environmentalists, and entwine ermine. This Eggmoose tried to eat me. By Antonio ~~~ This is a Kabuki. Kabukis live in Kansa kindergarten classes inside of Korean kennels. Kabukis eat Kellogg cereal, kelp, kernels, and kosher foods. Kabukis like kids, kangaroos, kazoos, and kites. Kabukis are klutzy, kind, and keen. This Kabuki gave me a 30 kilogram kayak and a kitten and then kicked me. By Jacqueline ~~~